Nr 100

[Tiny]

Rofl

[RMF]

http://speedtest.10-fast-fingers.com/
Typing speedtest

My current record:


Usually I get around 480 (chars/minute) on good tries, 460 on bad

Beaten my record, or close enough
92 words, 0 wrong! Only 507 chars/minute You may decide which is better


edit

You type 521 characters per minute
You have 94 correct words and
you have 0 wrong words

[Tiny]

I gonna try to get 94 wrong and 0 correct!!

[RMF]

Gl

[Tiny]

Done, i forgot the screenshot, and idk if i would be able to do it again, was **** hard

[RMF]

Should this chemical be banned?

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

      • is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
      • contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
      • may cause severe burns.
      • contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
      • accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
      • may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
      • has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

      • as an industrial solvent and coolant.
      • in nuclear power plants.
      • in the production of styrofoam.
      • as a fire retardant.
      • in many forms of cruel animal research.
      • in the distribution of pesticides.
      Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
      • as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

[Tiny]

Hum..., actually, that more happens in accidents, there's not that much dihydrogen momoxide naturally
But indeed, that happens mostly in electronical failures in cars fo example, but well.. that's natural, we just can't really control to " ban " it or not

But you can easily ( or almost ) avoid problems with the intoxication when you know a bit about symptoms and such, there's some ways of acting wich proof you're getting intoxicated

[RMF]

Hehehehehe I should leave this joke on a little longer for others, but I can't help myself
They're talking about WATER
Found it on some site today Also a wiki page i just found:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax

I'd expect more from you, doc

[Tiny]

Oh, was tired yesterday evening, and i didn't read well
Indeed they talk about water: H-0-H, and indeed, technically, you can call that dihydrogen monoxide ( there's 2 H bound on 1 Oxygen ).
But that sounds a bit like the peroxides radicals ( R-OO-H for example ) wich are toxic for your cells indeed, they can destroy your plasmic membrane, but hopefully, we got some mitochondrion in the cells that can... ( don' know the word in english )... make peroxides not toxic anymore

But ye, water can be called like that
Though, water can be a bit dangerous ye, like with the water radiolysis for example, but ye, for guys missing of chemical knowledge, Dihydrogen monoxide sounds a bit like Carbon monoxide ( wich i was talking about on my last post ) wich isn't nice at all, and idk if they mess up a bit in that article

[RMF]

hehe not awake - sure =)

[Tiny]

Miss a bit ed and andrew here, cmon, become the first russian spammers!!

[Oleg]

lol, i didnt get it first time nice joke, Luc!
what to say about water? its colourless, fluid and tastyness here as u have everywhere

[Tiny]

That's why i never drink water!!

[RMF]

9$ to NOT do something. Sure then I'll uninstall it myself you damn bastards >:(

[Tiny]

Just rofl, you should have bought it!!